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"Hilarious Vampire tale with a touch of sex"

What can you say about a vampire whose loyalty can be bought by designer shoes?

Can we say, outrageous?

Betsy (a.k.a. Elizabeth) Taylor has had a very bad time of it. She was bitten by weird creatures a month or so ago, hit by a Pontiac Aztec while trying to rescue her cat, and has awoken in a coffin, dressed in a most unbecoming pink suit and wearing her evil step-mother's cast-off shoes. The fact that she is now a vampire is the only bright spot in the entire picture.

But Betsy is a vampire with a difference. God still loves her, so she can wear a cross, is immune to the effects of holy water, and doesn't self-combust in direct sunlight. This apparently makes her the queen-apparent of vampiredom, which is a crying shame since her principal concern is how she's going to adjust to a liquid diet and continue her designer shoe collection.

Fortunately she has friends, including some from beyond the grave, but they can also be an issue, such as the incredibly delectable, well endowed for a dead person, significant-other-vampire, Eric Sinclair, who offers to give her lessons in vampirism 101.

Yes, Betsy has problems, and the result is a hilarious book.

Reviewed by Janet Miller
Posted July 5, 2002

SUMMARY

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Betsy Taylor is having a helluva week. She's been laid off, her stepmother boycotted her birthday party (again), her cat isn't speaking to her, she can count on one hand how often she's gotten laid in the last 18 months, and she's dead.

As if this wasn't bad enough, she can't seem to stay dead. She rises each night in search of unholy sustenance and designer footwear. Worse, the other vampires are convinced she's been Foretold...in other words, she's the new vampire queen.

More concerned with her looks than vamp politics, Betsy just wants to keep her head down and adjust to her new liquid diet. Trouble is, the only vampires who want her more than the good guys are the bad guys. And when the good guys are ruthless, and the bad guys are unhinged, and they ALL want to have sex with her to cement their power base, it's tough for a modern girl to keep her shapely butt out of trouble...and out of bed.

UNDEAD AND UNWED is rollicking, sexy good fun, sure to get your pulse rate up and your funny bone throbbing!

 

Undead and Unwed
(Undead: Book 1)
by MaryJanice Davidson

Ellora's Cave
June 1, 2002
Available: June 5, 2002
ISBN #1843600765
EAN #9781843600763
146 pages
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MaryJanice Davidson

Underwater Love
Undead and Undermined
Me, Myself and Why?
Undead and Unfinished
Rise of the Poison Moon
Undead and Unwelcome
Faeries Gone Wild
Seraph of Sorrow
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Mysteria Lane
Undead and Unworthy
The Silver Moon Elm
Savage Scavenge
Dead Over Heels
Swimming Without A Net
No Rest for the Witches
Bewitched, Bothered & BeVampyred, Season 2: Fangs Again
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Undead and Uneasy
The Silver Moon Elm
Undead and Unpopular
Demon's Delight
Over The Moon
Jennifer Scales and the Ancient Furnace
Sleeping with the Fishes
Mysteria
Surf's Up
Drop Dead, Gorgeous!
Dead and Loving It
Valentine's Day Is Killing Me
Undead and Unappreciated
The Royal Pain
The Royal Treatment
Undead and Unreturnable
Really Unusual Bad Boys
Kick Ass
Jennifer Scales and the Ancient Furnace
Bewitched, Bothered & BeVampyred: Season 1
Hello, Gorgeous
Derik's Bane
Bite
Undead and Unemployed
How to be a Wicked Woman
Perfect For the Beach
Undead and Unwed
Forgotten Wishes
Under Cover
Lighthearted Lust
Secrets: Volume 8
Love Lies
Canis Royal: Bridefight
Things That Go Bump In the Night II
Thief of Hearts
Naughty or Nice
By Any Other Name
Dying For Ice Cream
Adventures of the Teen Furies
Secrets: Volume 6


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