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"more suited to older children & adults because of the complex plot"

Imagine Sherlock Holmes' nemesis Moriarity as a contemporary English twelve-year-old, place him in a stately mansion with a loyal Ninja-style bodyguard/butler and a crazy mother and you will have a pretty accurate image of Artemis Fowl, the anti-hero protagonist in what some are calling the next Harry Potter-style book phenomenon.

Artemis has lost his father and most his fortune in a disaster and he's determined to rebuild his coffers with fairy gold. Through his research, he's determined that fairies and other mythological creatures like centaurs, trolls, goblins, and dwarfs are real. To avoid the Mud People (humans), they have moved deep under the Earth's surface where they remain except for an occasional excursion to the surface. "The Book" controls the fairies' behavior; so Artemis finds a copy and translates it to determine how he can best the fairies to gain their gold.

Holly, a fairy cop who specializes in human/fairy crisis control, goes above to stop a rampaging troll from harming humans and to prevent those humans from either becoming aware of this creature or remembering their encounters. Unfortunately, she becomes Artemis' kidnap victim in his attempt to extort a gold ransom from her people. What follows is a complex struggle between Artemis and some very determined fairies who want Holly back, their gold intact, and Artemis exterminated.

I have very mixed feelings about this book. It definitely doesn't have the appeal of the Harry Potter series because the titular hero is an unpleasant brat, and many of the fairies are equally unpleasant. Except for Holly, the gadget-creating centaur Foaly, and the dwarf thief Munch, most of the characters were more annoying than entertaining.

The world-building was complete, but I thought that Colfer's creation of the fairies with their gadget technology and human-style bureaucracy and politics was a disastrous choice. Through most of the book, the fairies might just have well been humans because their magic played almost no art in their actions, their reactions, gadgets, or the civilization they had created underground.

Colfer's writing lacks sensual details so I never really had a sense of being there in many of the scenes, and the characterization was also weak. Despite this, the plot was brisk and interesting enough to make me finish the book.

Note to parents: This novel is more suited to older children because of the complex plot and convoluted writing style. Words like "damn" and "hell" were used, and there is a running fart joke involving Mulch. Extreme violence is shown, but Colfer's lack of details in his writing make these scenes less than horrific.

Marilynn Byerly © Copyright March 2002
for ParaNormal Romance Reviews

Reviewed by PNR Group Member
Posted March 6, 2002

SUMMARY

From Amazon.com
Eoin Colfer describes his new book, Artemis Fowl, as "Die Hard with fairies." He's not far wrong.

Twelve-year-old Artemis Fowl is the most ingenious criminal mastermind in history. With two trusty sidekicks in tow, he hatches a cunning plot to divest the fairyfolk of their pot of gold. Of course, he isn't foolish enough to believe in all that "gold at the end of the rainbow" nonsense. Rather, he knows that the only way to separate the little people from their stash is to kidnap one of them and wait for the ransom to arrive. But when the time comes to put his plan into action, he doesn't count on the appearance of the extrasmall, pointy-eared Captain Holly Short of the LEPrecon (Lower Elements Police Reconnaisance) Unit--and her senior officer, Commander Root, a man (sorry, elf) who will stop at nothing to get her back.

 

Artemis Fowl
by Eoin Colfer

Hyperion
May 7, 2002
ISBN #0786817070
304 pages
Paperback (reprint)
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