"This novella is so sexy and way too funny"

Leah is a vampire, and a little overweight. A fast food junkie who can't look into a full length mirror any more she starts to look for ways to lose weight. Personal trainer Erik Hanson catches her eye in the phone book and before she can change her mind Leah has an appointment to see him that evening. How hard can it be to work out with a trainer, they are all gay aren't they?

Of course Erik is hot and as they are getting down to it...not that but training...Leah can't stop her mind from wandering to well...yeah that! What Leah doesn't know is that Erik is far from gay and is having some thoughts of his own...and all of them are dirty.

Leah is sassy, funny and if she wasn't a vampire she would be your typical normal everyday gal. Erik is hot, sexy and fit which makes him delicious. This isn't the kind of couple that usually get together but in this erotic paranormal romance it works.

Dakota Cassidy has written a great short story that you can laugh along with and enjoy. With a realistic leading lady that nearly every woman can relate with. This novella is so sexy and way too funny. Overweight vampire! Brilliant! Oh and I am sure a lot of women wouldn't mind training off the excess weight with Erik.

Reviewed by Amber Chalmers
Posted July 23, 2008


Chicken wings, cheese fries, maybe a slice of pizza or two…this is where Leah's trouble begins. When she gets on the scale, she realizes her fondness for all things fried, dipped in chocolate, or smothered in cheese has become a hazard to her thighs. It's time to take matters into her own hands and feel the burn, or at the very least find someone who can help her to "find" the burn she can't seem to locate.

Leah hires a personal trainer and she's not at all worried about him seeing her flabby thighs, because all personal trainers are gay…or at least that's what she thinks until Erik comes to give her the workout of her lifetime. All four hundred and twenty years of that lifetime, that is. Erik and Leah fall wildly in lust with each other. The chubby vampire is having the romp of the millennium, except for one small problem. She's falling in love with the very human Erik… And Leah's daddy hates humans…

Genre: Vampire / Rubenesque / Romantic Comedy / Quickie
Book Length: Quickie

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Blood Lite
by Dakota Cassidy

Ellora's Cave
July 1, 2004
Available: July 1, 2004
ISBN #1843609800
EAN #9781843609803
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Other Books by
Dakota Cassidy

Wolf Mates (Collection)
Accidentally Catty
You Dropped a Blonde on Me
My Way to Hell
Accidentally Demonic
Werecats and Werelocks
Kiss & Hell
The Accidental Human
Accidentally Dead
Paranormal Mates Society Vol. I
The Accidental Werewolf
A Were-Cat Christmas
Lady Jaided's Virile Vampires
Blunder Woman
An American Werewolf in Hoboken
F.M.P. Society
It's a Vampire Thing
Sex with Your Ex
Shut Up and Drive

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