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A FANCY AFFAIR BRIDAL SALON
FOREST HILLS, QUEENS
"Did you know that one of your hips is higher than the
other?" the seamstress asked me in a totally conversational
tone. The bridesmaid to my left eyed me in the mirror,
then her gaze dropped to my hips. "I didn't," I said. "I never knew that. But I'm glad you
told me." The seamstress had the decency to look
embarrassed. She ducked her head back down and continued
pinning. Perhaps that had been the reason why Blind Dates
One, Two and Three hadn't been interested. It wasn't the
smoking, after all. It was my Hip Issue. And just my luck
that Blind Date Four was with a doctor, whose business it
was to notice such deformities. SEE JANE DATE will speak to singles everywhere. At once
warm and witty, this look into the life of twenty-eight-
year-old assistant editor Jane Gregg, screams, "You are not
alone!" Case in point: See Jane...
- Endure two months of bridesmaid hell for her younger
cousin's wedding.
- Brilliantly dodge being fixed up with Grammy's next-door
neighbor by fibbing that she, um, already HAS a boyfriend.
- Date... like crazy to find one suitable guy to bring to
said wedding. Okay, find one suitable guy to LOVE. Was that so much to ask?
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