"amusing supernatural tale"
Because of his nightly eating habits, Jules Duchon is very
obese, weighing well over four hundred pounds. He knows he
must cut out the fat rich blooded blacks that he enjoys
because Jules concludes that over eight decades of this
delicacy has led to his being one way overweight vampire
needing to be on a strict low fat blood diet.
However, Jules has a new problem to face besides his weight
problem as a black vampire has threatened him if he does
not change diets to all white meat. Frightened Jules turns
to the vampire that converted him, Maureen, also
overweight, for help, as he cannot resist the call of fat
FAT WHITE VAMPIRE BLUES is an amusing supernatural tale
that pokes fun at the diet industry, race relations, and
taking a bite out of the nosferatu legend. The story line
never quite takes itself seriously even when it appears
Jules might receive a stake through the heart yet still
provides a strong message. However, the rich blood jokes
do turn a bit stale after awhile, but readers who enjoyed
Love at First Bite will want to read this humorous tale.
Reviewed by PNR Group Member
Posted June 3, 2003