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Summary

This is an updated version of the much loved tale. But with added ingredients - bawdy sex and hilarious action. Or if you prefer, hilarious sex and bawdy action. Elwright Pinchneck is a successful owner of a sex emporium. Then tragedy strikes. His partner is killed in a freak accident and his lover is revealed as a nymphomaniac. The double whammy causes him to become a miser and lose his sexual appetite. How he is cured of both takes the reader through Christmas ghosts of past, present and future. Very funny and erotic. Warning - do not read in public, unless you are prepared to explain your uncontrolled laughter.

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"Terrific private investigative tale"
Reviewed by PNR Group Member
Posted June 6, 2004

At the Southwest Book Publisher's Expose, Gloriana Alden- Taylor eats salad when the owner-publisher of Patriot's Blood Press starts to feel chest pains. She keels over, foams at the mouth and shortly dies. An autopsy reveals she was poisoned with hemlock sprinkled on her salad; the police Read more...

"Hilarious twist to Dickens' tale!"
Reviewed by Chere Gruver
Posted January 17, 2007

Elwright Pinchneck is a miser. He's actually mad his employees expect to have Christmas day off. And he was really shocked at the audacity of one his employees actually asking for more than just one day off! You see, Elwright owns a sex shop and massage parlor and he Read more...