Magnus is a 10th century Viking farmer.
Angela is a modern-day vineyard owner.
He has eleven bothersome children.
She yearns for just one child.
He takes a vow of celibacy...
Even though he is a very virile man
Let the Viking laughter begin!
Magnus Ericsson is a simple man. He loves the smell of
fresh-turned dirt after springtime plowing. He loves the
feel of a soft woman under him in the bed furs..when
engaged in a different type of plowing. He loves the heft
of a good sword in his fighting arm.
But, Holy Thor, what he does not relish is the bothersome
brood of children he's been saddled with. Or the
mysterious happenstance that strands him and his longship
full of maddening offspring in a strange new land -- the
kingdom of Holly Wood. Here is a place where the
blazing sun seems to bake his already befuddled brain,
where the folks think he is an act-whore (whatever
that is), and the woman of his dreams -- a winemaker of
things -- fails to accept that he is her soul mate...a man
of exceptional talents, not to mention...A VERY VIRILE