HE IS THE MVP OF THE FUTURE'S HOTTEST SPORT.
In the year 2502, sex is a spectator sport, and Brian Byrne
is its undisputed champion. He plays with a passion for
the game, never for the woman. So why does he feel burned
out, used up, and in need of a vacation? A few weeks in a
simpler time where he doesn't have to think about sex
SHE WANTS A PERFECT NIGHT OF PLEASURE.
Ally O'Neill is having a career crisis. She is the best-
selling author of a series on how to be the perfect wife.
She is also recently divorced, so her perfect wife theory
obviously needs fine-tuning. Her publisher now wants Ally
to write about a night of sexual pleasure from a single
woman's perspective. What does she know about sex and
today's single woman? Nothing. Ally requires a consultant
with sex-god credentials.
Ally and Brian meet in 2002 beside the ruins of an Irish
castle. Ally believes she needs Brian for only one night,
but soon realizes she wants him to be her forever-man.
Brian thinks no woman can tempt him, but Ally quickly has
him trying to renegotiate the no-sex clause in his contract.
In a world where no one has ever heard of the Testosterone
Titans, Brian is about to discover that scoring is a lot
less fun than falling in love.